Funny Valentine’s Gifts for Him
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all roses and sappy poems—especially if your guy prefers jokes over jewelry and jerky over chocolates. If you're looking to surprise him with a gift that makes him laugh and feel appreciated at the same time, you've come to the right place.
These funny Valentine’s Day gift ideas deliver laughs, flavor, and maybe a little mischief—because nothing says “I love you” like a Meat Card™ or a yodeling pickle.
1. Meat Card™
Step aside, paper cards. The Meat Card™ is a slab of beef jerky laser-engraved with your personal message. It’s tasty, unforgettable, and the kind of card he’ll actually want to keep (or eat).
2. Customized Bobblehead
Immortalize him in bobblehead form. Choose a goofy outfit or pose and give him the gift of seeing his head bounce forever.
3. Personalized Face Boxers
Your face. On his underwear. Need we say more? It’s hilarious, weird, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
4. Love Coupons with a Twist
Create a custom coupon book featuring funny “coupons” like “You pick the movie and I won’t complain” or “One Get-Out-of-Dishes Free Card.”
5. Novelty Socks
Sharks, tacos, awkward phrases—funny socks are an easy way to add laughs to his wardrobe, one step at a time.
6. Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Got a cat? This is pure chaos—and comedy. Strap the horn on, take a picture, and enjoy the ridiculousness.
7. Farting Animals Coloring Book
Juvenile? Absolutely. Funny? Also yes. Give him something relaxing and hilarious to do on a lazy Sunday.
8. Prank Gift Box
Wrap his gift inside a fake product box labeled something like “Toilet Fishing Kit.” Watch confusion turn into laughter when he opens it.
9. Yodeling Pickle
Why does it exist? Who knows. But press the button and hear it sing. That’s it. That’s the gift.
10. Emergency Pizza Kit
A box labeled “In Case of Emergency” filled with pizza-making supplies. Funny, functional, and delicious.
11. Customized Pet Pillow
Turn his pet’s face into a giant pillow. Equal parts hilarious and oddly comforting.
12. Naughty Meathearts™
Naughty Meathearts™ are heart-shaped beef jerky with cheeky messages. Funny, flirty, and flavor-packed—they're perfect for playful couples.
13. Farting Plush Toy
It toots when squeezed. It’s childish. It’s hilarious. He’ll love it more than he should.
14. Meat Bouquet
The Meat Bouquet replaces flowers with meat sticks and jerky petals. It’s meaty, manly, and a way better snack than roses.
15. Giant Gummy Bear
A 5-pound gummy bear that looks absurd and tastes amazing. One part joke, one part sugar coma.
16. Funny Apron
“Grill Sergeant,” “License to Grill,” or “Hot Stuff Coming Through”—a great gift for the backyard comedian chef.
17. Naughty Cookie Cutters
Bake cookies that raise eyebrows. A perfect (and ridiculous) surprise for baking night.
18. Personalized Love Story Comic Book
Turn your relationship into a comic with ridiculous dialogue and exaggerated adventures. It’s funny, sweet, and one-of-a-kind.
19. Inflatable Crown
Make him “King of Valentine’s Day” with a blow-up crown. Use it to declare his couch-dominion status for the night.
20. BBQ-Scented Candle
Instead of floral scents, give him something manly—like “Campfire,” “Bacon,” or “Grilled Meat.” It’s oddly delightful.
21. Funny Beer Mug
Customize a pint glass with a ridiculous nickname or quote. Drinking beer + inside jokes = win.
22. Moustache Tumbler
As he sips, a moustache appears. Sophisticated? No. Entertaining? Absolutely.
23. Remote Control Beer Cooler
Yes, it’s real. This cooler brings his beer to him across the room. Lazy? Maybe. Awesome? Definitely.
Make Him Laugh (and Snack)
Valentine’s Day doesn’t need to be serious to be special. Whether you're giving him jerky in bouquet form or wrapping up a yodeling pickle, these funny gifts show your love—and your sense of humor. Shop more hilarious Valentine’s gifts for men and make this year one he’ll talk about (and laugh about) for a long time.
