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The Alibi

*20 Character Limit; No special characters
*20 Character Limit; No special characters
Alibi Type

Let Manly Man Co. take the heat from Dad if you have left Father’s Day until the last minute.  Add to any gift, with your choice of alibi:

  • Drug Sniffing Dog: "It was intercepted by a drug-sniffing dog who ate it…. so we had to make another."
  • Murder Hornets:  "Murder hornets and train derailments caused some unforeseen delays."
  • The Mailman: "We gave it to the mailman (Steve), he thought it was a gift for him and ate it…. so we had to make another."
  • Extra Manly: "We spent some additional time making it ‘extra manly for you,’ and that (of course) takes a few more days."
  • Pigeons: "Turns out carrier pigeons are not as reliable as they used to be, which burned a few days before we tried using FedEx."
  • Ice Storm: "The record-setting ice storm in the Midwest this week got in the way."
  • Hide & Seek: "Adam from our shipping team was playing hide and seek with your package, and we couldn’t find it for a few days."
  • Calendar Prank:"Someone keeps pranking us by changing the dates on our calendars, so everything is late now. We think it’s Adam from the warehouse."
  • Shipping Delay: "Unforeseen national shipping delays delayed it several days."


Your alibi will be printed as:

"Sorry [RECIPIENT FIRST NAME], It’s totally our fault; your package is arriving late. [CUSTOMER FIRST NAME] reserved your [OCCASION] gift months ago. But [ALIBI]"


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