Let Manly Man Co. take the heat from the Dad if you have left Father’s Day until the last minute.  Add to any gift, with your choice of alibi:

• Drug Sniffing Dog: "It was intercepted by a drug sniffing dog who ate it…. so we had to make another."
• Murder Hornets:  "Murder hornets and train derailments caused some unforeseen delays."
• The Mailman: "We gave it to the mailman (Steve), he thought it was a gift for him and ate it…. so we had to make another."
• Extra Manly: "We spent some additional time making it ‘extra manly for you’ and that (of course) takes a few more days."
• Pigeons: "Turns out carrier pigeons are not as reliable as they used to be, which burned a few days before we tried using FedEx."
• Ice Storm: "The record setting ice storm in the Midwest this week got in the way."
• Hide & Seek: "Adam from our shipping team was playing hide and seek with your package, and we couldn’t find it for a few days."
• Calendar Prank:"Someone keeps pranking us by changing the dates on our calendars so everything is late now. We think it’s Adam from the warehouse."
• Shipping Delay: "Unforeseen national shipping delays delayed it several days."