The MAN CODE
Your MAN CARD will be revoked if caught doing un-manly things.
Examples include but are not limited to:
- Taking bubble baths
- Eating meatless bacon
- Watching any movie on the “Lifetime” channel
- Asking for directions when a woman is in the car
- Referring to hiking outdoors as forest bathing
If found in violation of rule #1 you can only earn back your man card by doing something extremely manly. This act must equal twice the “points” lost in the offending act.
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