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Your MAN CARD will be revoked if caught doing un-manly things.

Examples include but are not limited to:

  • Taking bubble baths
  • Eating meatless bacon
  • Watching any movie on the “Lifetime” channel
  • Asking for directions when a woman is in the car
  • Referring to hiking outdoors as forest bathing


 If found in violation of rule #1 you can only earn back your man card by doing something extremely manly. This act must equal twice the “points” lost in the offending act.

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