The Official MAN CARD (Beer Bottle Opener)

Issued only to those deemed worthy enough, those who can keep it's respect, that rare breed of animal known only to others as man!  This MAN CARD beer bottle opener is the size of a credit card, forged from stainless steel and easily stores in his wallet for every day carry use.  So show your man-animals the respect they deserve by sending them one!  Each MAN CARD is individually serialized and packaged in a stylish black sleeve.

Rules of The MAN CARD

1) This card will be revoked if the carrier is caught doing un-manly things. (i.e. taking bubble baths, eating meatless bacon, watching any movie on the “Lifetime” channel, asking for directions when a woman is in the car, AND referring to hiking outdoors as forest bathing)

2) If found in violation of rule #1 you can earn back your man card by doing something extremely manly. This act must equal twice the “points” lost in the offending act.