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Christmas Gifts That Actually Get Opened First

Christmas Gifts That Actually Get Opened First

Skip the Clichés, Wrap Up the Wow

Tired of giving gifts that get the polite smile treatment? This year, go for presents that spark excitement. Whether you're shopping for a brother, boyfriend, or work buddy, these Christmas gifts bring humor, utility, and unmistakable man appeal. They're made to be ripped open first—and remembered long after the eggnog wears off.


For the Guy Who Deserves More Than a Card

The Best Jerky Gift Box

This ultimate jerky sampler includes seven crave-worthy packs like Cowboy Peppered, Whiskey Straight, and Teriyaki Flower Trimmings. Each box is staff-curated for maximum flavor impact and cleanly packaged for an impressive, no-fuss gift. Great for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, or telling someone they’re better than a novelty mug. Because nobody asked for another scented candle. And this box? It disappears before dessert.


For the Dude Who Appreciates a Good Gag (and a Better Snack)

Meathearts™

Laser-etched with cheeky sayings like “Beef Mine®” and “EAT ME,” these heart-shaped jerky bites are equal parts clever and delicious. Choose from Original, Spicy, or #1 Dad editions in either a 2.3 oz or 4.6 oz premium heart-shaped box. Great for adding some humor to your holiday gifting without losing snack cred. Whether you're delivering a laugh, a crush message, or just something bold—these bites do it better than any card. Guaranteed to get a grin (and maybe a second bag).


For the One Who'd Rather Fix It Than Replace It

Personalized Ammo Can

Customize this rugged steel box with a name, motto, or inside joke, then fill it—or don’t—for a gift that’s instantly impressive. With 30-cal military specs and a 3.7 lb frame, it's perfect for storing tools, cords, snacks, or anything manly. Choose between black or green, and add precision laser engraving that actually lasts. Great for DIY dads, truck guys, and tool-shed warriors. He won’t just keep it—he’ll brag about it.


For the Guy Who Laughs at Bouquets

The Bacon Bouquet

Each “bloom” is a slice of thick-cut, gourmet bacon jerky in bold flavors like Sweet & Spicy, Red Curry, and Habanero Heat. The bouquet includes 16 individually packaged slices and arrives ready to devour—no fridge needed. It’s shelf-stable, microwave-friendly, and guaranteed to cause a scene (the good kind). Great for guys who deserve flowers, but not the kind that wilt. Looks funny, tastes serious.


For the Friend Who Brings the Party (and the Snacks)

Booze Infused Jerky Ammo Can Gift Basket

This set features four boozy jerky favorites—Whiskey Straight, Caribbean Rum, Chipotle Tequila, and Draft Ale—plus a Manly Man mug, coaster, and Man Card bottle opener. It all comes packed in a customizable, steel ammo can that’s tough enough for the garage after the jerky’s gone. Great for holiday hosts, party-starters, or anyone who shows up with style and flavor. The ultimate "drink and snack" combo, minus the hangover. Way better than a fruitcake—by miles.


Final Thoughts: Holiday Gifts That Don’t Get Left Behind

From bacon bouquets to bold jerky boxes, these Christmas present ideas deliver real delight, without resorting to gimmicks. Give your guy something he actually wants to open. Flavor-packed, laugh-approved, and made for memories.

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Looking for the best after-Christmas deals? These markdowns on snack-filled gift sets are perfect for restocking your own stash—or grabbing one last gift.

Shopping for Christmas gifts for men that won’t break the bank or put him to sleep? These bold, affordable, and flavor-packed picks deliver big on personality—even if your budget says “small gift only.”

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