What Do You Buy the Dad Who Has It All?
Shopping for Christmas gifts for a father who has everything can feel like a mission impossible. He’s retired, well-stocked, and insists he doesn't want anything. So skip the sweaters and golf mugs and go for something he actually won’t see coming. These gifts are flavorful, functional, and guaranteed to stand out. If you're stuck on what to get dads for Christmas, this list makes it easy.
For the Dad Who Doesn’t Want Anything—But Will Still Eat Everything
When in doubt, give jerky. This box is packed with premium cuts and bold flavors, neatly arranged in a gift-ready presentation. No fuss, no wrapping needed. It’s one of the best gifts for dads who have everything and still deserve something special. Simple, satisfying, and always appreciated. This gift box includes a rotating variety of 7 top-selling jerky options such as Cowboy Peppered (2.5 oz), Old Fashioned Maple Bacon (2 oz), Peppered Stout (2 oz), Whiskey Straight (3 oz), and three Manly Man Co. trimmings: Teriyaki, Original, and Hot (3 oz each), selected by staff favorites and packaged in a sleek black gift box.
For the Retired Dad With a Sense of Humor
He might not want flowers, but he’ll want this. Made entirely from handcrafted jerky stems, it’s a hilarious and tasty twist on traditional gifting. Perfect for Christmas for dad with a sense of fun (and a strong appetite). Great for breaking routines and starting conversations. Each bouquet is arranged in a pint glass vase with 8 or 12 jerky stems in your choice of Teriyaki, Hot, Original, or Mixed flavors. It arrives fully assembled, sealed fresh with oxygen absorbers, and packaged in a branded box that slides open for easy gifting.
For the Dad Who Still Likes Surprises
Booze Infused Jerky Ammo Can Gift Basket
Jerky meets rugged packaging in this steel ammo can loaded with booze-inspired flavors like bourbon, whiskey, and beer. It's a cool gift for a retired dad who enjoys both novelty and utility. Once the snacks are gone, the can sticks around for tools, fishing gear, or secret chocolate stashes. A win all around. The set includes Draft Ale, Whiskey Straight, Chipotle Tequila, and Caribbean Rum beef jerkies, along with a Manly Man Co. pint glass, coaster, Man Card bottle opener, and a reusable 30 Cal 7.62mm ammo can. The can is available in black or green, with optional engraving.
For the Hard-to-Impress Father
Thick-cut bacon jerky arranged like a bouquet of roses? That’s the kind of thing your dad didn’t ask for—but won’t stop talking about. This is one of the best presents for a dad who has everything and still deserves a little wow factor. Equal parts delicious and ridiculous. Perfect for gifting from kids who know better than to buy socks. The bouquet includes 16 individually wrapped slices in Sweet & Spicy, Sweet, Habanero Heat, and Red Curry flavors. It's fully cooked, shelf-stable, microwave-safe, and gluten-free.
For the One Who Claims He Doesn’t Need a Gift
Small, snackable, and shaped like hearts, these jerky bites are great for stocking stuffers or a humorous side gift. Ideal when you're wondering what to buy the father who has everything but still wants to give something with personality. Tuck them into a card or add them to his chair on Christmas morning. He’ll get the message—and the meat. Available in Original, Spicy, or #1 Dad editions with approximately 32 pieces (2.3 oz) or 64 pieces (4.6 oz) per box. Each heart is laser-engraved with fun sayings and packaged in a heart-shaped tray and gift box.
Final Thoughts: Give Him a Gift That Breaks the Pattern
When you're looking for gifts for dad for Christmas, who has everything, don't try to out-shop his past. Surprise him instead. These snacks and gift sets bring laughter, flavor, and a touch of unexpected fun to a holiday that can otherwise feel repetitive. Perfect for meaningful gifts for dad that aren't overly sentimental, but still leave a lasting impression.
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