Your dad’s birthday is here again—and he doesn’t want another tie, another mug, or a “World’s Greatest Dad” plaque that collects dust in the garage. He wants something funny. Something manly. Something unforgettable.

Whether he's a seasoned pro or a brand-new papa still learning the difference between diaper rash and barbecue sauce, these funny Birthday Gifts for Dad will hit his sweet spot—and possibly his belly too.

Meat Card™ – Send a Message That’s Medium Rare

Tired of birthday cards that get tossed in the trash? The Meat Card™ is a full-size slab of premium beef jerky engraved with your custom message. Whether it's a sweet, savage, or straight-up weird message, dad will love reading—and eating—every word.

Funny dad quotes for engraving:

• “You’re not getting older. You’re just getting seasoned.”

• “Rare. Medium. Well done! Just like you, Dad.”

Booze Infused Jerky Gift Box – A Shot of Flavor

The Booze Infused Jerky Gift Box combines two of dad’s favorite things—meat and booze—into one glorious snack kit. With flavors marinated in whiskey, beer, and tequila, it’s like a pub crawl in jerky form.

Perfect for: The dad who prefers snacks with a backstory and a little burn.

The Spice Slayer Kit – For Dads Who Think Mild Sauce Is for Amateurs

This isn’t a gift—it’s a dare. TheSpice Slayer Kit is loaded with beef jerky, flaming hot popcorn, and snacks so spicy, they come with ego warnings. It’s perfect for the dad who calls jalapeños “pepper candy.”

We're talking hotter than his grilling takes and spicier than his chili cook-off trash talk. It’s not a gift—it’s a gut punch in a box.

Best paired with: A gallon of milk, zero regrets, and a couch nap with the fan on high.

Big Ass Brick of Manly Beer Soap – Lather Up, Legend

Does dad need another bar of grass-scented soap? Absolutely not. The Big Ass Brick of Manly Beer Soap is the kind of gift that makes dad laugh and smell good—finally.

He’ll love telling people:

“My kids got me beer for my birthday… but it lathers.”

Funny gift message: “You’re not old—you’re seasoned. Like this soap.”

Royal Flush – Potty Humor with Class

Toilet humor? Classic. Toilet solution? Even better. The Royal Flush toilet spray is powered by eucalyptus and spearmint essential oils—and it’s designed to eliminate the evidence before it even begins.

It’s the kind of birthday gift that says:

“Happy birthday, Dad. Keep ruling the throne—just less aromatically.”

Bonus: Add a sticky note that says, “Still the gas-passing champion of the house.”

Bacon Scented Gift Wrapping Paper – Wrap It in Awesome

Even the wrapping paper brings the punchline. The Bacon Scented Gift Wrapping Paper smells like bacon and turns any present into a full-sensory experience. Pair it with literally anything and watch dad’s face light up.

Best part: It smells better than your last candle gift—guaranteed.

Birthday Wishes for Father Funny Enough to Remember

Looking for the right words to put on your Meat Card? Try one of these funny birthday phrases for dad:

• “Happy Birthday, Dad. You’ve aged like bacon—only better.”

• “To the man who taught me everything… including how to pretend I know what I’m doing.”

• “Another year older, another year wiser. But mostly older.”

Or keep it simple: “Meat. Beer. Soap. You’re welcome.”

Whether you’re shopping for a funny dad or saying happy birthday to a new father who’s just joined the dad ranks, these gifts go beyond the punchline—they deliver the laughs and the bacon.