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Paper? Please. Dad Deserves a Custom Card Made of Meat.

Paper? Please. Dad Deserves a Custom Card Made of Meat.

Most dads won’t admit it, but they love a good Father’s Day card—especially when it doesn’t rhyme or come with glitter. This year, skip the drugstore aisle and give him something unexpected: a custom Father's Day card he can read and eat.

Meet the Meat Card™—the world’s only beef jerky greeting card, fully customizable with your own message. Whether it’s a dad joke, a heartfelt thank-you, or a simple “Love you, Big Guy,” it’s the tastiest sentiment around.

The Star of the Show

This isn’t your average Father’s Day card—and Dad isn’t your average guy. The Meat Card™ is a thick, smoky, seasoned slab of beef jerky, laser-engraved with your custom message.

Whether you’re going for heartfelt “World’s Best Dad”, hilarious “Grill Sergeant” or something totally original, this edible card delivers your message in the most flavorful way possible. 

Why write in ink when you can write in meat?

Bundle It Up: 3 Options

1.The Grand Carnivore Gift Set

Go big or go grillin’.

It's a no-holds-barred celebration of dad-level dominance. This The Grand Carnivore Gift Set all-star lineup includes a custom Meat Card™, a full beef jerky flower bouquet, a pack of Meat Hearts, and a Man Card Bottle Opener—because even kings of the cookout need tools. 

It’s the kind of gift that turns heads, starts conversations, and ends with everyone asking, “Where’d you find that?” Perfect for the dad who’s earned more than a pat on the back—he deserves a feast.

Big flavor. Big fun. Big Dad energy.

2. The Butcher’s Gift Set

Want to keep it simple? The Butcher’s Gift Set delivers class and simplicity. Including a custom-engraved Meat Card™ and a handcrafted Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet—in a sleek, premium gift box that makes it look as good as it tastes.

Whether Dad’s into smoky flavor profiles or just appreciates the finer things in life this gift strikes the perfect balance of rugged and refined.

Stylish, satisfying, and seriously snackable.

3. The Gesture

Similar to the Butchers Gift Set—but an extra staple gift Dad needs. The Gesture features a custom Meat Card™, a delicious Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet, and a Man Card Bottle Opener for bonus bragging rights.

It’s small, striking, and just sentimental enough to make Dad feel like the legend he is.

This Year, Make Your Message Meaty

Perfect for young kids, adult children, or even spouses looking for a fresh and flavorful way to say thanks, the custom Father's Day card checks every box for a memorable gift.

A personalized Father’s Day card doesn’t have to be sentimental to be memorable. And when it’s edible? Game over. Whether you’re sending a standalone Meat Card™ or going all out with our collection Custom Fathers Day Cards, these are the kinds of gifts Dad will never forget.

So skip the tearjerkers and tie racks—say it with beef.

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