Let Manly Man Co. take the heat from Dad if you have left Father’s Day until the last minute. Add to any gift, with your choice of alibi:
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Drug Sniffing Dog: "It was intercepted by a drug-sniffing dog who ate it…. so we had to make another."
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Murder Hornets: "Murder hornets and train derailments caused some unforeseen delays."
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The Mailman: "We gave it to the mailman (Steve), he thought it was a gift for him and ate it…. so we had to make another."
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Extra Manly: "We spent some additional time making it ‘extra manly for you,’ and that (of course) takes a few more days."
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Pigeons: "Turns out carrier pigeons are not as reliable as they used to be, which burned a few days before we tried using FedEx."
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Ice Storm: "The record-setting ice storm in the Midwest this week got in the way."
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Hide & Seek: "Adam from our shipping team was playing hide and seek with your package, and we couldn’t find it for a few days."
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Calendar Prank:
"Someone keeps pranking us by changing the dates on our calendars, so everything is late now. We think it’s Adam from the warehouse."
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Shipping Delay: "Unforeseen national shipping delays delayed it several days."
Your alibi will be printed as:
"Sorry [RECIPIENT FIRST NAME], It’s totally our fault; your package is arriving late. [CUSTOMER FIRST NAME] reserved your [OCCASION] gift months ago. But [ALIBI]"
