Just when you thought our gifts couldn't get any manlier, we gave you meaty scratch and smell gift wrapping paper! You can rub your eyes as much as you want, this will still be real! You are welcome.
If you thought we couldn't make manliness more innovative, we bet you didn't know we had meat scented wrapping paper. Yes, this does mean that you can now wrap your manly gift in manly wrapping paper to merge together to form the manliest gift that has ever existed. Fact. Prove us wrong, we dare you!
We simply never thought you'd ask. These unique wrapping paper rolls come in varying scents of manliness from the great outdoors to beer and right back to bacon! Yes, it does get that manly and yes, you are welcome.