Dad jokes? Classic. But this year, level up the laughs with gifts that don’t just say “Happy Father’s Day”—they say it with beef, beer, bacon, and a touch of ridiculous brilliance. These Funny Father’s Day Card Messages are built to make him laugh before he even unwraps the box.

Because sometimes the best way to say “I love you, Dad” is with meat flowers and bacon-scented wrapping paper. Let’s dive into the most unique gift ideas he never saw coming.

For the Carnivore with a Sense of Humor

The Meat Card™ is the only greeting card that ends in delicious silence. Laser-etched with your custom message—“Happy Father’s Day,” “Thanks for the DNA,” or something slightly more edible—it’s literally a slab of jerky that says what you mean... then disappears bite by bite.

Perfect for the dad who doesn’t do sappy, but definitely does snacks.

Funny message ideas:

• • “You’re the meat to my madness.”
  • “Still not as tough as you, Dad.”

Bouquet & Beer Mug – Level: Dad Mode

Roses are red, beef is better. The Beef Jerky Flower Bouquet & Beer Mug combines jerky “petals” in bold flavors like Original, Hot, Teriyaki, or Mixed, artfully arranged in a sturdy pint glass. It looks floral... until he chomps into it. Then it’s just pure, hilarious genius.

This is what happens when meat meets manly sentiment—and it's glorious.

Why it lands: Because “Stop and smell the jerky” should be a life philosophy.

Bacon Scented Wrapping Paper – Wrap. Sniff. Repeat.

Bacon Scented Gift Wrapping Paper is the ultimate curveball. He’ll think, “It’s just wrapping paper…” until he takes a whiff and wonders why it smells like breakfast. Wrap up literally anything—even socks—and this paper turns it into a gift worth laughing over.

Pair with: Anything. Seriously. This is a bacon-scented mood enhancer.

For the Dad Who’s Always Got a Cold One

The Official MAN CARD is wallet-sized and bottle-cap ready. It’s engraved like an ID badge from the Ministry of Dad and fits snugly next to his license. Every time he uses it to pop a cold one, it reminds him (and everyone else) who’s boss.

Great for the guy who probably already says “back in my day...” at least once a week.

Funny gift tag idea: “In case of emergency (like a dry cooler).”

For the Dad Who Can’t Decide Between Beer or Jerky

The Booze Infused Jerky Gift Box is what happens when beef jerky and mixology get together and make something magical. It features whiskey, tequila, and beer-inspired jerky flavors in one mouthwatering, slightly rebellious package. It's a flavor journey... with a designated snacker.

Perfect for: The guy who’s equal parts snackaholic and spirits enthusiast (and proud of it).

Humor + Meat = The Ultimate Funny Father’s Day Card Idea

Whether you’re a son, daughter, or someone with a dad who deserves a round of applause and a mouthful of jerky, these Funny Father’s Day Gifts say it best—with laughter, snack attacks, and zero neckties in sight.

From edible cards to bacon-scented gift wrap, you’ll make him laugh before he even takes a bite. And that, friends, is how Father’s Day legends are made.