Because Even the Guy Who Has Everything Still Needs Bacon
Whether you're shopping for the dad who buys what he wants or the husband who says, “I don’t need anything,” there’s always room for a gift that surprises him. These Christmas gifts go beyond the expected, bringing heat, flavor, and laughs in every box. With personalized glassware, rugged jerky kits, and unforgettable stocking stuffers, this collection answers the age-old question: What do you buy the man who has everything for Christmas?
For the Guy Who Needs a Stocking With Swagger
Booze Infused Jerky Tactical X-Mas Stocking Kit
This isn’t just a Christmas stocking—it’s a tactical field pouch stuffed with booze-infused jerky flavors like Whiskey Straight, Chipotle Tequila, Caribbean Rum, and Draft Ale. Every bite is bold and spirit-inspired, capturing the smoky, spicy, and slightly sweet notes of real barroom favorites. The kit also includes a Man Card Bottle Opener, Manly Man Co. Coaster, and a personalized leather patch, making it as functional as it is flavorful. Durable and gift-ready, it’s built for repeat use long after the snacks are gone.
For the Man Who Has All the Tools But Not This
This edible greeting card is made entirely of premium beef jerky and laser-engraved with your custom message. Packaged vacuum-sealed and made to order, it delivers a heartfelt (and hilarious) message that’s as memorable as it is delicious. It’s a great add-on or standalone gift for men who scoff at typical cards but still love something personal. Each card is sized like a real greeting and crafted in California with natural texture and slight imperfections that make each one unique.
For the One Who Has a Bar Cart That Needs a Boost
Personalized Cocktail Shaker Set
This engraved stainless steel bartender kit includes a shaker, dual-sided jiggers, a muddler, a twisted spoon, and a strainer, all packed in a burnt pine wooden box. It’s fully customizable—add his initials to the shaker to make it truly his. Whether he’s perfecting Old Fashioneds or shaking up margaritas, this kit gives him the right tools with just the right dose of personal flair. Ideal for cocktail lovers, recent grads, or new homeowners ready to level up their hosting.
For the Man Who Calls Bacon His Love Language
Bacon Jerky Tactical X-Mas Stocking Kit
This MOLLE-style stocking is loaded with six savory flavors of bacon jerky, including Jalapeño, Cinnamon Sugar, and Honey Pepper. Inside, he’ll also find a Man Card Bottle Opener, Manly Man Co. Coaster, and a custom leather patch—all gift-wrapped in rugged utility style. Built for hanging or hauling, the stocking is a reusable gift that keeps on giving. For bacon fans, snackers, or anyone tired of candy canes, this one hits different.
For the One Who Appreciates a Proper Pour
Personalized Whiskey Round Glass Set
This gift set includes two 9.3 oz engraved glasses and four chilling stones, all housed in a premium burnt pine wooden box. Personalize the glasses with his initial for a refined touch he’ll see—and use—night after night. The set blends style and substance, ideal for home bars, office shelves, or gifting to the guy who already owns “nice stuff.” Whether sipping bourbon or celebrating a win, this is a glass he’ll want in hand.
For the Guy Who Thinks Gift Cards Are Lazy
This engraved BBQ set includes a spatula, fork, and tongs—each with long wooden handles and stainless steel heads—all tucked into a rugged burnt pine wooden toolbox. Personalize each utensil and the box for a gift that’s equal parts practical and impressive. Great for backyard chefs or guys who never miss a cookout, it’s a toolkit built to grill in style. From birthdays to Christmas, it’s one of the most useful personalized gifts you can give.
For the Guy Who Always Has a Bottle but No Opener
The Official MAN CARD (Bottle Opener)
Sized like a credit card and forged from steel, this bottle opener fits easily in his wallet and reads “MAN CARD” across the front. It’s individually serialized and comes in a sleek black sleeve, making it feel like a badge of honor more than just a tool. Hilarious but genuinely handy, it pairs great with a six-pack or coworker gift. Simple, bold, and totally giftable, this is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
Final Thoughts on the Man Who Has Everything
When shopping for the man who claims to want nothing, go for gifts he wouldn’t expect—but will absolutely love. These hand-picked options bring the flavor, the function, and the fun. From bacon-stuffed stockings to personalized bar gear, you’re guaranteed to find something even he hasn’t thought of yet.
Explore the full collection here: Christmas Gifts for Men
