Most Father’s Day cards end up in the trash. These? They get eaten, laughed at, or kept in his toolbox like a badge of honor. If you’re looking for a Father’s Day card that doesn’t feel like an afterthought, Manly Man Co. has you covered.

Whether you’re celebrating your dad, daddy, papa, or a first-time father, these are the best Father’s Day cards for guys who appreciate flavor, humor, and a little edge.

Meat Card™ – Say It With Beef

Let’s cut to the chase: paper is fine. Beef is better. The Meat Card™ is a full-sized slab of premium jerky laser-engraved with your personalized message. It's part card, part snack, and all legend.

Engraving ideas: “Happy Dad Day, You Beefcake” or “Beauty is in the eye of the beef-holder.”

Perfect for: First-time dads, snack lovers, or anyone who thinks “You’re the best” tastes better with teriyaki.

The Alibi – A Card That Covers Your Tracks

Running late with your gift? Let The Alibi do the talking. It's a hilarious note card that's the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for procrastinators. 

Packed with playful excuses like, “Sorry it’s late—a drug-sniffing dog ate your package, so we had to make another.” The Alibi helps you deliver your belated present with charm and a smile.

If you already know it’s going to miss the big day, toss this card in your order. It turns a late arrival into a laugh-worthy moment—and might just get you totally off the hook. Whether you're days behind or just fashionably late, this budget-friendly add-on makes your gift feel right on time.

Why it works: It’s better than “I forgot” and cheaper than flowers.

The Official MAN CARD – Functional Meets Funny

Not technically a card, but it might be better than one. The Official MAN CARD is a stainless steel bottle opener that fits in his wallet and earns him lifetime bragging rights.

Best for: Dads who enjoy cold drinks, clever gadgets, and keeping their card collection spicy.

Manly Man Co. eGift Card – Last Minute. Still Legendary.

If you're not sure what to get but want to keep your gifting game strong, the Manly Man Co. eGift Card gives him the power to choose his own man-grade goods.

Pair it with: The MAN CARD. Trust us.

Happy Father’s Day Cards That Don’t Suck

Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned dad, a first-time papa, or a soon-to-be father, these Unique and Cool Father’s Day Cards break the mold. No frills, no filler—just humor, flavor, and messages that stick.

So if you’re wondering what card to give a dad who’s seen it all, go with beef, banter, or bottle openers. He won’t just read it. He’ll remember it.