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Big Ass Lump of Coal - Activated Charcoal Soap

6 reviews

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Product Specs: 

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal 
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 

10 oz.

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    BT
    02/23/2020
    Ben T.
    United States United States

    Big *** Lump of coal

    I have been looking for this product for awhile and found it on your website. Easy purchase and great service will do business with you again in the future

    MS
    03/26/2020
    Mr. Stolz
    United States United States

    Good Soap

    I thought this was mainly just a novelty thing but it smelled manly so I gave it a shot. I think it actually helped with some skin issues I have been having and now I use duke cannon soap exclusively. So my sister's ****** gift was actually pretty damn cool.

    PC
    11/27/2020
    Penny C.
    United States United States

    Lump of coal soap

    bought this as a Christmas gift, so cant give it a full review yet. It is a really good size and smells amazing. Really looking forward to him opening it.

    A
    12/17/2020
    Anonymous
    United States United States

    LUMP OF COAL

    Easy as 1-2-3. Perfect gift. Get yours.

    CB
    06/09/2022
    Craig B.
    United States United States

    It burns… IT BURNS!

    I like the smell of this. It really does smell like mischief and shenanigans… I used to always rub the soap around my face because I get pretty dirty at work. Ivory was no problem. This stuff makes tear gas feel like a minor inconvenience. It cleans well, though it does come off sort of gray on the white washcloth. Overall I like it. Just don’t get it in your eyes

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